Here are some of my best jokes:

GRANDAD: Doctor, Doctor! I think I am loosing my memory!
DOCTOR: When did this start?
GRANDAD: When did what start?

What do you call cold water?
Iced Water.
What do you call cold tea?
Iced Tea.
What do you call cold ink?
Iced Ink.
So I've noticed... Have you tried using
a deoderant?

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What type of bees make milk?
Boo-bees!

PAUL: Doctor, Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me!
DOCTOR: Next, please!

DOCTOR: I've got some good news, and some bad news. Which do you want first?
NAN: The good news.
DOCTOR: You've got a terrible new disease.
NAN: How the heck is that good?
DOCTOR: We're naming it after you.

GRANDAD: Doctor, Doctor! I am loosing my memory!
DOCTOR: You certainly are! You told me that a few jokes ago!